Monday, July 26, 2010


It's my 50th blog post and it only took me six months! Is that pathetic? I can't tell.

Doesn't matter. In order to celebrate my Blog Birthday, I'm feeling gift-y and bestowing the trophies. So let's do this shit:

This is one I made up, so here are my rules:

1) It was really hard to narrow it down, so no one I already gave an award to. Sorry! I still worship you all.

2) Um, that's it. You don't have to pass it on, or brag about it, or anything.

So here's who I read when I'm not too busy basking in my own hilariousness:

DANACONDA @ From The Head Of The Danaconda- If you thought my shit was raunchy, read Dan's blog. I know more about this guy's external organs than I ever wanted to, but I would still totally hang (pun intended) with this guy because his sense of humor is just as disgusting as mine. Bonus: he's a New Yorker like me.

SARA @ Sara Swears A Lot- If only because she recently posted about fictional characters she'd like to fuck and then let me steal (a.k.a. "borrow") her idea. Also, she shamelessly posts about the vajay, farts, loogies and anything else that's gross that I may have unintentionally left out. PS- She really does swear a lot.

MEI @ Diary of a Fair Weather Diver- Her artwork is hysterical, and she likes a bunch of nerdy stuff just like I do. She did a really funny guest post for me a while back that probably got me a shitload more followers, so thanks for that, Mei! Also, if you get the chance, read her movie reviews.

MCGRIDDLE PANTS @ Serenity Now!! Insanity Later- I didn't discover her blog until she left a comment on mine, but I'm really glad she did because McGriddle Pants is unapologetically bitchy. Her "Random Shit Tuesday" posts are awesome. Oh, she also gave me her ROFL Award a while ago, too. So I love her and feel the need to express fucked up solidarity.

JESSICA MARIA @ Tried to Live Forever- I read Jessica's posts when I'm having an exceptionally shitty day because she's actually one of the nicest bloggers I've met. The fact that she's in Brooklyn and is active in the indie music scene is also a huge plus. Jessica is great- if I ever hung out with her I know we'd be likethis.

Also, check out her husband's band, Motion City Soundtrack- I LOVED these guys when I used to go to Warped Tour and I'm ecstatic to know they're still around and kicking ass.

So check out these blogs and make me think my promotional skills are actually getting put to use. And also- Happy Blog Birthday To Me! Sort of.

*Disclaimer: I took all the artwork from their respective blogs to promote their sites. Obviously.


Danaconda said...

Fuckin A! Good lookin' out Kosher! I appreciate the thoughtful award and I'm glad that my grotesqueness pleases you. And don't you worry, you can expect milk and meat to continue to be mixed on my blog, all day every day :)

That Ain't Kosher said...

Grotesqueness always pleases me- I do have guys in my family.

PS- I gave Annabelle an award a few months ago, so I kind of feel like I'm watching a hatchling grow. I'm excited, and also nervous.

ClevelandPoet said...

came over here from the lovely mei's place.

I rather dig it here so I'll be back.

Plus totally won points for the Cheetra comment.

That Ain't Kosher said...

Thanks! You won points for the Darkwing Duck deal.

I love that guy.

Sara said...

First of all, Motion City Soundtrack is fucking AWESOME. And I got to see them play, and they were great. How cool!

Second of all, I luuuurve my unique tiger award. I don't think I've ever gotten one that someone made themselves! Now I need to jump on the bandwagon and design my own award!!

Good choices : )

That Ain't Kosher said...

I was totally going to make a comment about "someone made themselves," but I was thinking "WAY too gross."

I really want to see what award you come up with though. It better be disgusting!