So as most of you are probably sick of hearing about by now, the drunk-tacular geniuses in the 20sb Nip Clique elected me their
all-powerful leader Featured Blogger last month. That was seriously one of the most awesome things that's happened to me all year, even though I didn't win any money or get a free tiara or unicorn or anything like that.
Well November's over, so now it's somebody else's turn. Because I'm totally high on this whole omnipotence deal (om-NIP-o-tence?), I had to make sure to keep the meter running and that one of my friends got the vote.
Well, I win again, because this month the crown goes to Mandy Moore, of The Real MandyMoore. If you don't read her blog yet, you obviously have been ignoring my blogroll, and that is very, very bad. Mandy is an impressive ninja/zombie fighter who's also a mom to one the most adorable little girls I've ever seen. She also sometimes sends me hilarious sext messages. The fact that she's December's Featured Blogger already makes her a zillion times cooler than that OTHER Mandy Moore, who's just done a bunch of shitty movies and crappy-ass pop songs that no one likes anyway.
Here's just one of the reasons that the REAL Mandy Moore totally took this month:
Normally one would have to pry a title like this from my tiny yet nimble fingers, but I actually don't mind abdicating the throne because the word "abdicate" sounds a lot like "masturbate." So congratulations, Lover!!!! You make the Nip Clique proud... and also kind of turn us on a little bit.
PS- I nominated Ginntastic for January, which I partially did to annoy her because she's actually on a campaign for Least Featured Blogger, which I think is hysterical. Anyway, go vote for her, because January is my birthday month and since the possibility of Christian Bale being mailed to my house naked and duct-taped is probably not in the cards, this is the next best thing.