APPARENTLY, EVERYONE IS LOADED

So, every month, 20sb hosts this feature entitled "Featured Blogger for (Insert Month Here)." Since I'm such the philanthropist (you hush!), I always make sure I go into the forums and nominate one of my friends from the Nip Clique. Then I make sure to threaten whoever runs that shit with dentist gas- or bake them special brownies. Choose your own adventure.

Maybe it's the blinding power of my ginormous rack, but for the last two months, someone from my group has actually won. In September it was The Danaconda, and October brought on Sara Nips. This month I rallied for Allison.

So, she didn't win, and that sucks. But when I went to the site to find out who actually did take the category, I found out that everyone who frequents 20sb must be seriously hammered, because I've now been elected President.


No, just kidding. That would never happen, because I'm a Jew. But I am the newest Featured Blogger.

Honestly, I was shocked I was nominated. Sara Nips started the chain, and all my friends chimed in soon after. I just figured they were being polite. Then when November came around, Nipples Sweeney started a new forum demanding that I be announced as the winner, and pretty soon everyone else joined the club.

What the fuck? Are you all high? There are SO many blogs that have way more followers and much better writing.
But you know what? I'm not questioning. This award is chosen by thousands of other bloggers, so it really does mean a lot to me. I actually called a bunch of friends and family members to tell them about it (I'm a loser). I don't have a speech prepared or anything, so I'll just say THANK YOU. Seriously. I mean it. I love you.

And now DNug has to record his rap album. With me, Nips and Niplily on back-up, I sense more awards. (Grammys, yo. Check out the show in 2012.) No more excuses, DNug. You promised.

So, thank you again, all of you. The Nipocalypse is in full force!

Oh, and see you all in Vegas.

PS- Mandy Moore is up for December. Get over there and vote!