Monday, October 04, 2010

I HAVE THE POWER

I don't know how many of you actually frequent 20sb, but apparently most of you do because I was recently on a campaign to get Sara Nips voted Featured Blogger for October. And guess what?

IT WORKED! WHAT NOW, MOFOS???


To see a pic of her looking sex-ay go here.

So I went over there to write in the "Congratulations Sara" forum, and the "Featured Blogger for November" thread was already up. I clicked on it to put my vote in for whichever one of my friends was awesome enough to be nominated this month, and when I scrolled down my name was actually in there.

Are you guys serious? You're really going to vote for me? I honestly don't think I'm that funny, but you're all ridiculously amazing for throwing my shit out there anyway. I love all of you, even if you are insane. I'm not one to whore myself out (HA!), but I had to post something to thank all of you for forgetting to take your pills today.


I can't promise any substantial improvements in my writing if I take this, but I will say that if I win, DNug finally has to record his rap album. No more excuses. Nips and Niplily and I are all doing back-up, so it'll be monumental. You know it. It's going to be like Salt N' Pepa, only whiter and with way less talent (except Niplily- she can seriously throw down).


So get to 20sb and push it. Push it real good.

My friend Allison is also in the running. Normally I shouldn't trumpet the competition but as long as there's no money or free candy or anything for the winner I can admit that her blog is pretty great and at least deserves a shot. I think she was my first-ever guest post, so she'll always hold a special place in my loins heart. So if you're feeling up to it, give her a shout-out too.

Anyway, thanks again, you guys. Nugs loves you!



11 comments:

theTsaritsa said...

I wanna win one time... darn it! I'm glad Sars got it, she had my vote.

Allison said...

Thanks Kosher! It's just nice to be noticed :P

Sara said...

I love everything about this post...... and you.

NUGS FOR PRESIDENT.

Rahul said...

I was 20SB featured blogger once. Those were the days. I'm still awaiting my gift basket of LOLcats and other such internet things.

Lily said...

hahahaha! I'm so excited. I got my D&G shades on and am about to write some rhymes.

That Ain't Kosher said...

Thanks, all of you! President Nugs declares this a national holiday.

BTW, Sara is my VP of Epic.

Roxanne and Lorraine said...

Those pills look a lot like my, except mine are the dirty kind. The ones that say "Blow Me" and stuff. Hawt.

I WANT TO DO BACK-UP.

I've got mad skillz. Ask Sara.

Lorraine

Roxanne and Lorraine said...

Those pills look a lot like my, except mine are the dirty kind. The ones that say "Blow Me" and stuff. Hawt.

I WANT TO DO BACK-UP.

I've got mad skillz. Ask Sara.

Lorraine

Bretsyboo said...

I hope you win nug, in spite of my persistent policy to only vote for kelvin.

come back.

Nicole said...

I stand by my vote. NUGS ALL THE WAY.

That Ain't Kosher said...

I love ALL OF YOU. If I could vote for everyone on here I would.

Nipples Sweeney next month. I'm doing it.