I don't know how many of you actually frequent 20sb, but apparently most of you do because I was recently on a campaign to get Sara Nips voted Featured Blogger for October. And guess what?
IT WORKED! WHAT NOW, MOFOS???
To see a pic of her looking sex-ay go here.
So I went over there to write in the "Congratulations Sara" forum, and the "Featured Blogger for November" thread was already up. I clicked on it to put my vote in for whichever one of my friends was awesome enough to be nominated this month, and when I scrolled down my name was actually in there.
Are you guys serious? You're really going to vote for me? I honestly don't think I'm that funny, but you're all ridiculously amazing for throwing my shit out there anyway. I love all of you, even if you are insane. I'm not one to whore myself out (HA!), but I had to post something to thank all of you for forgetting to take your pills today.
I can't promise any substantial improvements in my writing if I take this, but I will say that if I win, DNug finally has to record his rap album. No more excuses. Nips and Niplily and I are all doing back-up, so it'll be monumental. You know it. It's going to be like Salt N' Pepa, only whiter and with way less talent (except Niplily- she can seriously throw down).
So get to 20sb and push it. Push it real good.
My friend Allison is also in the running. Normally I shouldn't trumpet the competition but as long as there's no money or free candy or anything for the winner I can admit that her blog is pretty great and at least deserves a shot. I think she was my first-ever guest post, so she'll always hold a special place in my
loins heart. So if you're feeling up to it, give her a shout-out too.
Anyway, thanks again, you guys. Nugs loves you!