Occasionally, because I hate myself, I look at videos like this one that I found on Topless Robot:
Seriously, who comes up with this shit? This is the most truly terrifying glimpse into the future I've ever experienced in my life. All of you who made fun of me for being afraid of Teddy Ruxpin now know what the fuck I was talking about.
This is worse than if Justin Bieber got elected President.
BRB, going to kill myself.