Welcome to our future, ladies and... well, clearly not ladies. And also, no gentlemen, either. So... toddlers? Chihuahuas? Fans of the Alabama Crimson Tide? (Fuck those guys! Go Gators!) Miley Cyrus?
Sounds about right. |
1) Read it over again: this girl's logic may be exponentially flawed, but her grammar and spelling are impeccable. So at least, you know, there's that. Yay, education?
B) This incredibly discomforting Twitter post just proves that Kurt Cobain, who I grew up rocking out to even after his death, really did predict the future with his words. Observe some lyrics from Nirvana's massive classic hit "Smells Like Teen Spirit":
Load up on guns, bring your friends
It's fun to lose and to pretend
She's overboard and self-assured
Oh, no, I know a dirty word
With the lights out, it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now, entertain us
Almost twenty years later, we have "Amanda Bieber." I think I'm done here.
PS- shit, I'm old.
SHARKTOPUS) We can all rest assured that one day, this delusional moron will eventually die. Also, so will Justin Bieber.
You can all check out Dlisted's original post here.
6 comments:
All I can do it shake my head side to side. xo
Dude. When Kurt was alive, DOS was still a BIG DEAL. The fact that Amanda's Beaver brought Twitter into the conversation just proves that we will never be short of the people we need to spin "SELL YOUR GOLD" signs on the side of the road while they dance to "Baby."
The thing is, even if Twitter had been around in the 90s, I bet Kurt Cobain would have had no interest in using it anyway. If anything, Courtney Love would have been using it on his behalf or some such crap, but let's not get started on her...
That's what I'm thinking Kurt Cobain had a totally different fanbase that probably would have had no interest in Twitter. Also, hi, TWENTY YEARS AGO.
Dumbass.
I know I was a tween once but I was never that stupid.
I don't think Kurt would have used twitter as others have said and there really is no comparison on the who has more talent front.
maybe miss beiber just got her braces tightened while some Nirvana was playing on a "classic rock" station (shudder...how is it possible that the music of my youth is now deemed vintage??).
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