|You would do it too.|
So that film always bugged me because I figured that it could never happen, but then I came across this ridiculous bullshit from Uproxx.com:
Oh, yes, there is a gigantic snake that KNOWS HOW TO OPEN A FUCKING DOOR. Here's the video again, for those of you that aren't terrified enough:
This is thirteen seconds of the most heart-pounding, gut-punching, soul-crushing horror I have ever seen. Good luck sleeping tonight, everyone.
What is it with you snakes? Why are you such dicks? Is this because Justin Bieber owns a Batmobile?
I'm done. Night, Lois.