Tuesday, March 22, 2011

2 GIRLS, 1 CAM: NUGS' 100th POST

So it's come to this: post number 100.

Honestly, I never thought I would make it this far. When I started That Ain't Kosher, I figured maybe four people would be interested in what I had to say and I would give up after a few weeks and go back to watching old episodes of Stargate all day.

Well, too bad for you, because I'm a persistent little asshole. A few months ago a bunch of you voted that I should do a vlog, so I decided to celebrate my hundredth by gracing your screens with my drunken redeye majestic visage. It just so happened that this milestone fell during the weekend of Mandy Moore's epic birthday ridiculousness, so I got her wasted and tricked her into making a guest appearance. I know all of you are quivering with longing, so I'll shut up and get right to it.

So here goes my anonymity, shot to shit. Enjoy. Thanks to Mandy for relinquishing her dignity.

14 comments:

epitaphforaheart said...

I FUCKING LOVE YOU BOTH.

Also, BOOB GRAB. HOW AMAZING.


Please adopt me and let me live in your pocket/house/couch.

YOU ARE BOTH #WINNING

p.s: you do have really nice racks.

p.p.s: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MANDS!

Roxanne and Lorraine said...

Happy 100th post Nuggy!
Happy birthday Mandy!

You girls are so hawt. And you don't even know how happy it made me to get thought of when you speak of touching. Seriously. Tears in my eyes, yo.

I love both of you like woah. Can we make the York fair a giant field trip PLEASE? Yes? I'm there.


Lor

CkretsGalore said...

Huzzah! Happy 100th chickadee!

Can't watch all the vid because I'm at work but I will as soon as possible. (Yay I can oogle you from afar now!)

Rio said...

You've been around for a 100 posts?!?! Whoa...maybe there is still hope for me to make it there as well :)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MANDY!

I just have to say that there better be an epic scavenger hunt for my birthday Nuglicious. You missed it, it was last week :(. I expect us to come as close to being illegal as is legal (you know what I mean). I will be around another 100 posts of yours, commenting the whole time, I promise.

theTsaritsa said...

Happy 100th post, Nugz!

GET THESE BITCHES OFF MY SCREEN

<3

ShellyTalks said...

That was not long enough! I never wanted it to end! I was laughing so hard I had tears! Love you both!!! (yes that many exclamation points are completely necessary!)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS--we have mullets, confederate flags, and nascar galore! come see me!

Allison said...

Happy 100th! I love that you saw almost everything on that list!

Lily said...

Happy 100th post!

And thanks for the early birthday wishes! And happy birthday to Sara too!

Lily said...

And happy belated birthday to you, Mandy!

That Ain't Kosher said...

I did this for you guys...you know that right? I thought you might jerk it too hard, but I figured it was probably worth it.

I'm addicted to vlogging now. You'll never get this bitch of your screen! (Maleficent laugh)

Christopher said...

Congrats on the big 1-0-0! I can listen to chics talk about boobs for hours.

Nicole said...

HOLY FUCKING HELL I LOVE YOU.

I was not even remotely thinking, "Get these bitches off my screen." I was thinking, "Why is almost over?"

Actually, that was a secondary thought. My primary thought was: "I AM SO EXCITED THAT I GET TO HANG OUT WITH THIS BISH IN A COUPLE WEEKS."

HAPPY 100TH POST!

Nicole said...

Also, I like that you don't just say WINNING. I like that each time you said it you made a point to say, "What Charlie Sheen calls winning."

I like it a lot.

That Ain't Kosher said...

@Christopher- Good to know; if you weren't already following me, I would know how to get you there. ;)

@Nicole- I can't wait til you come to NY. I want it to be NOW. Also I saw your vlog and I LOVE YOU.